slimy liquid marketing

I've spent the last decade listening to the phrase "viral marketing". It seems to be the basis of every tech company business plan and when it works it can make even piece of shit sites like MySpace popular. So, I was sitting in on a marketing meeting today and decided to research the word "viral". The Latin is literally translated to "slimy liquid"... nice.

Therefore, I resolve to called viral marketing "slimy liquid marketing" from this day forward.